• 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

Niggas be like

prettyboyshyflizzy:

*walks into house*

Girl: So… I found receipts for condoms in your back seat along with panties, I broke into your phone saw the texts, followed you to her house, peeked through the window, saw y’all having sex, hit her up the next day got a video confession from her,…

bloodlube:

bepeu:

what is something i can make that you would pay money for

It clap

(via coochietoots)

tarynel:

shaylahatesyou:

tarynel:

My ass isn’t sore like it was yesterday. Thank God.

Sore from squats or squatting on that dick

Sore from getting fucked in my ass.

trillenaa:

I refuse to let my child go through the “I hate being black” stage

(via deebott)

kidxforever:

Can’t tell if im becoming more attractive every day, or if this loving yourself shit is actually working

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(via canarylex)

officialbaio:

étudier….

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dor…

dorm…

dormir.

(via thesinwhisperer)

I want to move back to Philly, but I also don’t want to run into any of my family.