My sister called me and told me she was in labor and I was fully awake in literally two seconds.

Then she told me she was in Baltimore.

I’ve never put my pajamas back on so quickly in my life.

kingofhispaniola:

hottermelon:

when you finally start eating healthy 

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Yooooo leave my dawg alone he put on for my Zoes Haitian flag and all ..

http://tiddyasshandsintheair.tumblr.com/post/100636706731/sometimes-your-friends-forget-you-dont-have-any

tiddyasshandsintheair:

sometimes your friends forget you dont have any money and say shit like

"why dont you just- "

or they wanna change plans to some pricey shit on the way to something your pockets can handle and you in the back seat looking for quarters like-

or when you set your pride aside and tell your…

dulect:

"you’re old enough to pay for your own things"

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(via thehomiejazz)

kngshxt:

"if u cheat once and ya girl leave u for good ya stroke weak cause good dick have a bitch forgettin what she deserve in life"

(via quierosonreir)

toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

(via tarynel)

"It is a luxury to be understood."

Ralph Waldo Emerson  (via ace-ofmyheart)

(Source: seabois, via ericanikole)

5-2 in Fantasy League. 😊