Puppy chow and bacon grease

Mari. 22. Texas. Sailor.
youknowwhenyoufeelit:

hi:

lindsaylohoean:

hi:

I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon

oh they must be redecorating
my neighbors redecorate all the time too

I just heard
"oh yeah baby, I like that" 

sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating

youknowwhenyoufeelit:

hi:

lindsaylohoean:

hi:

I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon

oh they must be redecorating

my neighbors redecorate all the time too

I just heard

"oh yeah baby, I like that" 

sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating

(via trillaryclinton)

armari:

brispyedges:

yarrahs-life:

2002bape:

when u start to realize she kinda annoying

^^^ when ur sitting in the car of a guy that annoys you. That’s painful.

When the new booty novelty wears off.

When he nut & you don’t & he rolls over to go to sleep

armari:

brispyedges:

yarrahs-life:

2002bape:

when u start to realize she kinda annoying

^^^ when ur sitting in the car of a guy that annoys you. That’s painful.

When the new booty novelty wears off.

When he nut & you don’t & he rolls over to go to sleep

1017andpregnant:

freshest-tittymilk:

Of all the damn days to be wearing black jeans…

I gotta be sitting directly in this hotass sun…

My left thigh is on legit fire

I suggest you put it out

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

(Source: princeloptr, via trillaryclinton)