My sister called me and told me she was in labor and I was fully awake in literally two seconds.
Then she told me she was in Baltimore.
I’ve never put my pajamas back on so quickly in my life.
sometimes your friends forget you dont have any money and say shit like
"why dont you just- "
or they wanna change plans to some pricey shit on the way to something your pockets can handle and you in the back seat looking for quarters like-
or when you set your pride aside and tell your…
5-2 in Fantasy League. 😊